February 17, 2005


So, I'm sitting here, trying to figure out why I'm getting so many routine visits from the Fabulous Mint 400. Yet, try as I might, I just can't find out where they're linking to me. Until I look up at the damned picture on the upper right. Thanks, guys.

Oh, and via Shot In The Dark, I located this little bit of inexplicable weirdness. Let's all work together, and think really hard about Salma Hayek joining me in my bed tonight, and see if we can't make a little magic happen. I'll report on it tomorrow, I promise.

Sometimes, you have to wonder if animal rights activists have entirely too much time on their hands. To help with the clean-up after 300,000 dead, I'd use humpback whales if I could.

Hey, look! 100 jokes!

If you're a Rochester, Minn. resident, and you hate that the Post-Bulletin Web site is a pay-only venue, you can still visit their new blog. Yeah, "Honk" is kind of a dorky name for it, but what are you gonna do?

Oh, and because I promised her referrals when I could, here's a shout-out to the best realtor in Rochester, Minn., Debbie Quimby. I'm approaching the one year anniversary since I first put a bid on my house, so this seems appropriate.

Posted by Ryan at February 17, 2005 10:25 AM

The dirty mushroom has taken on a life of its own, you can't stop it, you can just hope it calls home every once in a while to let you know it still loves you.

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at February 17, 2005 12:40 PM

I couldn't resist the dirty mushroom. I'll take it down in a few days. I'll always have a local copy though.

Posted by: seed at February 17, 2005 10:01 PM

No worries, seed. I actually think all the ass pics are funny, obviously. Relatively clean fun. Keep it up just as long as you want. But, please, don't masturbate to it. That would be wrong.

Posted by: Ryan at February 18, 2005 09:11 AM
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