Rambling Rhodes

Caption contest?

"I'm a jet fighter! Swooosh!!"

I was at this party and there was a lot of drinking and dancing and then Ryan Rhodes walked up and handed me a salt lick. Maybe I should have been suspicious, but I just didn't think. The next morning I woke up face down in a puddle. Naked. Legs spread.

I... I feel so used.

I'm not sure how funny it really is, when this happens to cows, so I've heard, their insides are basically ripped apart by their own weight.

But then, this gal doesn't seem to be distressed by it so maybe deer are more flexible?

Johnny, basically, deer are about as flexible as cats, particularly when compared to cows. Cows have been bred to become slow, plodding, meat machines. Flexibility isn't much of a requirement when your sole purpose in life it to eat grass and stand around and look stupid. Deer, on the other hand, are ridiculously fast, and they can leap like gazelles, as well as being able to turn on a dime. So, the deer in this picture, although inconvenienced by the slippery ice, was no doubt just fine. Until the hunter who took the picture dispatched it with a 12-gauge, I mean.

"God I love this glory hole."

Got it, then it IS funny. Okay then, carry on. Thanks for the explanation.

Adn damnit, now you've got me wanting a slow plodding meat machine burger.