January 27, 2005

This Just Makes Me Laugh


Posted by Ryan at January 27, 2005 04:09 PM

Caption contest?

"I'm a jet fighter! Swooosh!!"

Posted by: Jim at January 28, 2005 04:21 AM

I was at this party and there was a lot of drinking and dancing and then Ryan Rhodes walked up and handed me a salt lick. Maybe I should have been suspicious, but I just didn't think. The next morning I woke up face down in a puddle. Naked. Legs spread.

I... I feel so used.

Posted by: Joshua at January 28, 2005 01:10 PM

I'm not sure how funny it really is, when this happens to cows, so I've heard, their insides are basically ripped apart by their own weight.

But then, this gal doesn't seem to be distressed by it so maybe deer are more flexible?

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at January 28, 2005 02:12 PM

Johnny, basically, deer are about as flexible as cats, particularly when compared to cows. Cows have been bred to become slow, plodding, meat machines. Flexibility isn't much of a requirement when your sole purpose in life it to eat grass and stand around and look stupid. Deer, on the other hand, are ridiculously fast, and they can leap like gazelles, as well as being able to turn on a dime. So, the deer in this picture, although inconvenienced by the slippery ice, was no doubt just fine. Until the hunter who took the picture dispatched it with a 12-gauge, I mean.

Posted by: Ryan at January 28, 2005 02:24 PM

"God I love this glory hole."

Posted by: Lily at January 29, 2005 01:55 PM

Got it, then it IS funny. Okay then, carry on. Thanks for the explanation.

Adn damnit, now you've got me wanting a slow plodding meat machine burger.

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at February 2, 2005 05:14 PM
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