January 25, 2005

Prom Dress?


A) God DAMN! Where was this kind of thing when I was in high school?!

B) If I ever have a daughter, I'm locking her in a special, sealed basement shelter until she's, roughly, 34 years old.

Posted by Ryan at January 25, 2005 10:57 AM

Aside from the dress being tacky, why would a parent spend $495 on an outfit that will never be allowed into the prom by the chaperones? And if, by chance, the girl made it into the prom I would bet money the dress isn't intact when she leaves. Either the horny high school guys would "accidentally" break the straps or the jealous, catty girls would attack the girl since all of their dates were ogling her.

Posted by: Mandy at January 25, 2005 11:29 AM

I hope that model's 18.

Posted by: Joshua at January 25, 2005 11:29 AM

Isn't this considered child p0rn?

Posted by: Machelle at January 25, 2005 11:31 AM

Words escape me.....

but since we're on the topic of potential child porn, how's your week looking, Ryan, for lunch sometime?

Posted by: Rick at January 25, 2005 11:46 AM

Rick, right now, Thursday looks like a possibility, but that window could close if I finally get a few of my interviews lined up. I'll let you know tomorrow for sure.

Posted by: Ryan at January 25, 2005 11:49 AM

Child porn or not, that dress just screams "CHEAP SLUT WHO MUST HAVE ATTENTION".

Or she put it on backwards.

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at January 25, 2005 12:33 PM

Personally, I think the dress is ugly and I don't think there is anyone who could make it look good.

Posted by: Mike Wills at January 25, 2005 01:03 PM


Sorry, what was the question?

Posted by: Jim at January 25, 2005 01:50 PM

Also, is it just me, or does it look like they had to airbrush out part of a nipple on the left there?

Honestly, the photo itself kind of draws the eyes. I keep looking at it and having the "Yikes!" reaction, then thinking, "No... she can't be that naked and that young, can she?" So I look again to see if it really is what it looks like:

Yikes! ...No...


There's a dwarf who lives on Capitol Hill who I have the same problem with. I see her in restaurants and I think, "God, can she really be that small?" So I look, then look away. And after a few minutes my brain goes, "No... really?" So I have to look again.

One of these days she's gonna just walk up to me and punch me in the nuts.

Posted by: Joshua at January 25, 2005 03:28 PM

Aside from Joshua's comment about the model's youthfulness, and potential nipple-ness, I get stuck on the fact that the dress screams L.A. bitch and the model is so midwest drive-thru.

Now back to the nipple inquery. I think it might be a blemish of some sort. Even considering the fact that perky tits tend to point upwards, I think its placement may be a bit high. Could be the strap that it causing this but the then we would see it on the right as well…

on second thought…Joshua may be right.

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Posted by: seed at January 26, 2005 09:34 AM
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