January 19, 2005

Inauguration Day Schizophrenic Screed

I know I've basically abandoned the Schizophrenic Screed, mostly because it was becoming too, well, schizophrenic. But, today, in the Stewartville Star, the town's resident nutball purchased a miscellaneous ad that is inauguration-related, so, in the spirit of the occasion:

MACHEYE Headquarters from the Atlantis of GIA. As the 44th president's inauguration nears, Mr. President Bush is planning his speech and he says, "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, should I go, black sheep, black sheep, or should I go white sheep, white sheep." And the mirror says back to him, "Baa, baa, baa." Let there be peace. Three presidential: GIA 95455x2 carrot, mosabi.


Posted by Ryan at January 19, 2005 06:00 PM

And? You don't get that or what? It was perfectly clear to me, and I must say, it's refreshing that someone is actually saying what all of us are thinking! LOL.

Posted by: Donna at January 19, 2005 08:45 PM

Why not post Gary's last name and phone number? After all, he puts it in the paper. I'm sure he'd enjoy hearing from lots of your readers.

Posted by: Murray at January 20, 2005 11:53 AM

I've thought about it, Murray. But, the thing is, having met Gary several times, I'm not entirely sure he's not dangerous. He's more than just a little bit creepy in person. I've just decided it's safer for all involved not to give his full name and number.

Posted by: Ryan at January 20, 2005 12:22 PM
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