Rambling Rhodes

The ads are cow-related because you say "cow" about 72 times in your post below.

Oh, yeah, David. I forgot about that post, short term memory that I have. Although I think your "72 mention" estimate may be a tad high.

I wonder, if I write "David Grenier blows donkies" about 130 times in a row, what kind of ads should I expect?

I can put up with your right-wing sensibilities, and I can (just) barely tolerate your insensitivity and I can also sigh and roll my eyes at your refusal to apologise for the above, but . . . . diet pepsi? Ick. That's just TOOOOO much. Cop-out. I wonder how long it'll be before the ads are all about kittens.

Yeah, diet pepsi tastes like a diluted version of diet coke missed with 2 year old vinegar and a 90 year old woman's bowel movement. Yuck dude.

That just goes to show how dedicated the folks at Diet Pepsi truly are. I mean, think of the amount of scientific research and trial and error required to achieve the taste of a "diluted version of diet coke missed with 2 year old vinegar and a 90 year old woman's bowel movement?" Nailing down the taste of a 90 year old woman's bowel movement, alone, must have taken years, and countless 90 year old women. To drink Diet Pepsi is to taste the labor of flavor geniuses, and I proudly tip my 20 oz. quencher to them.

Yay! Ryan for Prez! He'll give FREE Diet Pepsi to everyone on welfare instead of having to learn English. You bastard, you made me laugh. But check out Violet Blue's take on all this . . .
http://www.tinynibbles.com/archives/angst.html#flush
Scary shit, huh? For those of you shy to check the link, here's a quote:
"Did you know that there's no word for 'maintenance' in the Mexican language?"
Ryan, it's ammo for ya. Happy shootin'!

I'd consider sticking my wang in Violet Blue:

http://www.sexpornhard.com/Violet-Blue/

Hey Ryan, if I bring my GoogleAdsense back will you click through on mine and I'll click through on yours and we can both get rich?

I'm wondering what kind of ads you'd get if you posted another dirty mushroom pic.

Yeah, d'uh! That's the one she's talking about! Consider for a microsecond before remembering you're human. Ryan, did you ever have a cranial circumcision? If not, I'm sure there's an insurance payout due soon . . .

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I realize that the Violet Blue pornstar is the one the Violet Blue blogger was talking about. I was curious what the Violet Blue pornstar looked like after reading the Violet Blue blog. And then, I ascertained that the Violet Blue pornstar may, in fact, be wang worthy.

Appearances, eh? The visual nature of the male libido. Forget not that the porno Violet is at best a bubblehead and at worst a racist (but she looks cute), and avoid dicking the original Violet who not only educates but promotes (and [s]experiences) . . . ahh, d'you know what? I'm gonna have to go outside and pick cigarette butts out of the flower pot if I wann a smoke again tonight. Good job I still have some papers left (from over a year ago, I hasten to add).

johnny
there's got to be a clause somewhere in the legal terms that cites multiple hits from a single IP. Otherwise, the Mint wants in on the action.

Nevermind, found it:
Prohibited/Fraudulent Clicks
Any method that artificially and/or fraudulently generates clicks is strictly prohibited. These prohibited methods include but are not limited to: repeated manual clicks, incentives to click, using robots, automated clicking tools, or other deceptive software. Please note that clicking on your own ads for any reason is prohibited, to avoid potential inflation of advertiser costs.

Seed, yes, there are limitations, probably to the tune of allowing one IP click a day to be counted. But, if you have 30 or so people agreeing to click your ad banner once a day, that's about $7.68 a day, or about $230 a month. Again, it won't make you rich, but it could pay your gas bill.

Just remember, you're not really getting money from Google. You're getting money from the person running the site you click to, Google is just taking a huge commission on it.

I know, because I am one of those people.

So you're not really scamming Google (which has piles of money), you're scamming anything from eBay (which also has piles of money) to the person trying to start a business selling custom-made saltshakers (who doesn't have piles of money).

So try to keep that in mind when you're clicking on stuff for your "free" pepsi. In other words, click on the eBay ad.

Just as an FYI, some of our search terms we pay close to $2 a click (i.e. "Boston Wedding Photographer").

That's the click Ryan is getting his quarter for. So his $230 a month that he's getting is giving Google $920 a month. And that $1150 to pay for all of it is coming right out of my pocket.

I mean, assuming that it were my ads on there yinz are clicking on.

So again, click on the eBay ads, they can afford to spend thousands a month in advertising. Don't click on the ad for some no-name website you don't even intend to look at or buy stuff from.

It's a good point that the big boys should be clicked if you have no intention of buying anything and just want to click to click. However, the $230 a month I listed up there is basically wishful thinking, because most people, even friends and family, will rarely take the time to click on those ads, and that propensity to click will only diminish over time. I'll be quite surprised to see even $20 a month, if that. So, I think you're thousands of dollars are pretty safe, David, at least when it comes to the ads on my blog. But I see your point.

I am nothing if not a follower so I took your lead here and put up Blogads at . Snooze Button Dreams will remain unsponsored for the nonce as my Lovely Wife has threatened to cut me off if I go total money-grubber on her. Feh.

I recommend adding the Ad bar to your individual index pages too. The ads that come up on these are a whole lot more intelligent than the ones that appear on the front page. At least that's what I've found on ZeroIntelligence. It creates teh possibility that you might actually provide a link that somebody will want to click on. ;)

I seen your comment above. Why don't we do that?? Why don't we get 500 people together that have websites with adsense and click on each others ads once a day?? People helping people.....that'd be nice.

Thanks
M