November 04, 2004
Bush was told Arafat was dead during his press conference this morning. This whole Arafat thing is really very, very weird.
Is he dead? Is he in a coma? Is he getting his brain transplanted into a young man's body? Have they built a cyborg's body for him to inhabit?
How hard is it to tell if the guy's breating or not? Or conscious or not?
'Course, they ARE French doctors.......
Posted by: Johnny Huh? at November 4, 2004 12:59 PMTo be fair I believe they're calling in the Pope's doctoral services. So its very likely that the next time we see Arafat he will be prosiding over a Mass and drooling on himself. Seriously, wouldn't be fun to grab that animatronic control stick and make the Pope do the Robot while Arafat does the Worm? Talk about a peace process!
Oh, and Ryan I've said it before but you are one heck of a great writer.
Posted by: e. at November 10, 2004 11:15 AM
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