October 12, 2004

First Ever Catblogging

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This is Kat (left) and Kit (not-left). Kit and Kat are kittens. Kit and Kat are my kittens, and you will address them as Lords Kit and Kat, for one day, though they are small now, they will return to the jungle and regain their rightful place as Kings after they defeat in battle their evil uncle, Scar.

And, no, getting a kitten, let alone two kittens, was not my idea. It was the brainchild of my entirely-too-persuasive girlfriend. That combined with the unfortunate convenience that her sister's cat had kittens, pretty much sealed the deal.

We picked them up last Friday night. Saturday morning, Kit peed on me while I slept in bed. By 2 p.m. that day, that damned cat had learned to use the little box.

That is all for this catblogging entry.

Posted by Ryan at October 12, 2004 08:26 PM

oh, this is going to be funny....

they're super cute. you know you love them. endless source of fodder. it'll be good.

Posted by: leblanc at October 13, 2004 12:18 AM

Dammit! I wish I would have known your wife wanted kittens because just a little over a week ago we had to take 2 kittens we found on our farm to the humane society. We'd been raising them in our house trying to find a home for them. We couldn't keep them since we already have 3 house cats. Shoot. Oh well, Kit and Kat look very cute nonetheless! You'll learn to love them quick. I love my kitties!

Posted by: Rick at October 13, 2004 09:00 AM

Can you fit their heads in your mouth?

Posted by: David Grenier at October 13, 2004 10:21 AM

David: you know, I haven't actually checked, but I'm pretty sure their heads could fit in my mouth. Not both at once, mind you, but one at a time.

Posted by: Ryan at October 13, 2004 10:27 AM

They are entirely too cute. And that must be one persuasive girlfriend because she got you to adopt not 1, but 2 kittens.
I wonder how long it will take before you get "Kit" and "Kat" mixed up when calling for one of them.

Posted by: Mandy at October 13, 2004 12:21 PM

Dude. You blogged about your kittens. You, Ryan Rhodes, are now officially a person who blogs about his cats.

You know, next time you're over at your girlfriend's house, if you get a chance, you should probably go through all the drawers and cabinets.

'Cause I suspect that's probably where she's keeping your balls.

Posted by: Joshua at October 13, 2004 01:06 PM

I'll have you know that my balls are kept chilled in a jar in my refridgerator. She even lets me look at them, from time to time.

Posted by: Ryan at October 13, 2004 01:11 PM

Yep, once you start down the Cat Blog path, you can never go back to being the hard hitting cynical hunka hunka burning love you once were.

They are cute though. Have you decided what kind of marinade or sauce you're going to use on them?

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at October 13, 2004 01:45 PM


Posted by: lily at October 13, 2004 07:39 PM

Your kittens are so cute. I want to eat them.

This has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Chinese, mind you.

Posted by: Tammy at October 13, 2004 09:21 PM

Forget all that about who stewards your nuts. Maybe you blogged about your cats - but at least the names Kit and Kat are FUCK'N TUFF.

Posted by: Dylan at October 15, 2004 12:27 AM
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