May 14, 2004

My Thinker Hurts

Ryan's brain, yes his thinker, is fresh out of thinks
He can't think with his thinker, and that really just stinks

He was thinking just this morning, but his thinking's suspended
He puts a lot of faith in his thinker, and on it he's always depended

And yet now, his poor thinker, well, it can think no bit more.
And when he tries to do thinking, his thinker gets sore.

He should just buy some Smirnoff, and drink till he thinks
But he makes little sense when he thinks while he drinks.

If he thinks while he drinks, he'll just drink and get drunker
And at some point during the drinking, his thinker won't thunker.

So, no, there'll be no drinking in his pursuit of more thinks
Smirnoff would work against thinking, and be more of a jinx.

Ryan hopes that his thinker will soon please reactivate
Until then he'll just have to sit back and masturbate.

Posted by Ryan at May 14, 2004 01:46 PM


Posted by: Beth at May 15, 2004 10:06 PM

First-time homeownership did this to me too. But don't worry, dude. It gets better.

Posted by: Layne at May 16, 2004 07:51 PM

That was perfect!

Posted by: panajane at May 20, 2004 11:10 AM
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