May 12, 2004

Heads Will Roll

Holy crap on a popsicle stick! I've had over 300 page visits to this site during this morning alone, with 95 percent of the visits coming from Google searches looking for permutations on "beheading+in+Iraq."

I'm not sure if the visitors are coming here looking for news about the beheading, or if they're hoping to see the video itself. What I do know is that you'll never, never, EVER see me link to any such video, and if you're coming here hoping to view it, may I suggest you take a flying leap. Sick bastards.

UPDATE:

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ANOTHER UPDATE: Okay, it's not all bad. At least one person came by looking for "socks+and+jocks+masturbation" and another person dropped by searching for I+sweat+a+lot+on+my+butt," so maybe the world is still in balance after all.

Also, searches for a list of female celebrities:

Paris Hilton. Lindsay Lohan. Leah Remini. Jennifer Garner. Angelina Jolie. Cameron Diaz. Uma Thurman. Britney Spears. Shakira. Nude. Lindsay Lohan. Jennifer Lopez. Mischa Barton. Paris Hilton. Lindsay Lohan. Leah Remini. Jennifer Garner. Angelina Jolie. Cameron Diaz. Uma Thurman. Britney Spears. Shakira. Leah Remini. Jennifer Lopez. Mischa Barton.

Posted by Ryan at May 12, 2004 10:42 AM
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Referrer logs are a constant subject of hilarity rivaling only subject lines of spam.

Posted by: MojoMark at May 12, 2004 12:09 PM

New pipeline alert for hits! Woohoo! I think I'm going to have to go write a post about the Olsen twins, the beheading and Paris Hilton's ass. That should funnel some traffic.

I've only talked to one person who's actually seen the video and they've said that it is pretty horrific.

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at May 12, 2004 12:41 PM

Johnny...

"I've only talked to one person who's actually seen the video and they've said that it is pretty horrific"

were you referring to the Berg or the Paris Hilton video?

Posted by: Rob @ L&R at May 12, 2004 01:30 PM

Rob, that made me snort.

Posted by: Ryan at May 12, 2004 02:04 PM

Of course those nice folks over at A Small Victory are saying that every major network in the world should be running the video at least as often as they run the prison abuse pics.

I'm done with that place. More and more lately I walk away from discussions there feeling like I just stopped in at a Klan rally for the bracing conversation and ended up staying for the dips. Enough is enough.

Posted by: Joshua at May 12, 2004 02:30 PM

While I actually like Michele over there at A Small Victory I've found that the rabidness of her comment threads just leaves zero room for discussion.

And Rob, though the Paris Hilton sex vid is, how shall I say, less than arousing, its not quite as horrific as a beheading. But nice work on the quip! By the way, I've seen the Paris Hilton green tint, I'm a naughty girl video. The only good thing about the filming in the dark is that you can't see her Me-So-Bored expression.

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at May 12, 2004 02:51 PM

Yeah, I dropped by ASV today, too. Although I think Michele remains pretty level-headed, her comment threads are starting to scare me. Jeez, if you think Bush is bloodthirsty, imagine handing the White House keys over to a few of those hotheads. Mecca would have been nuked yesterday.

Currently, at 3 p.m., I've had 513 visitors to this freakin' blog. Do people really, REALLY want to see such graphic footage of a man's life snuffed out so viciously? God, I hope not.

Posted by: Ryan at May 12, 2004 03:08 PM

Currently, at 3 p.m., I've had 513 visitors to this freakin' blog.

I'll admit it: I read this and I think, "Jeez. I should put something about that on my blog."

I won't. But I did think of it.

I feel dirty.

Posted by: Joshua at May 12, 2004 04:20 PM

I wish it were possible to find out just who was searching for I Sweat A Lot On My Butt. What were they hoping to find? That's just nasty!

By the way, Ryan? I now think of you everytime my dog squats down to pee or poo. Thanks! Maybe one morning I'll remember my camera for you.

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at May 12, 2004 07:46 PM

I made the mistake of watching the video and it will haunt me for the rest of my life. I haven't had anyone searching for it yet and coming to my site though. I just have to make do with people searching for things like "Lemur Porn"... that one still makes me giggle!

AxXx

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