Come to This Site to Find. . .
Yes, it's time once again to see what brings people to this esteemed blog, focusing, of course, on the strange Google searches initiated by desperately lonely folks with totally bizarre fetishes.
-- blogspot.com+exposed+thong: Now that's a very focused search. This person was looking for a very specific exposed thong. And yet he/she found my site. I'll bet they were quite disappointed to find, instead of an exposed thong, a turquoise blog consisting of no pictures.
-- Rubber+Torture: And what exactly is rubber torture? Answer: the time differential between rummaging through your desk to find a condom and the time it takes to slide it on. The trick here is to maintain an erection during this torturous interval.
-- nice+moving+kaaba+pictures: Again, this is a very, very specific search. I wasn't aware that the kaaba moved. In fact, I'm sure it doesn't. If anyone has any idea what this search was intended to find, please let me know.
-- Fred+Durst+Handcuffs: Yes, the new line of Fred Durst criminal restraints, featuring a shiny chrome finish.
-- 12 people have come here searching for H&M panties. So, there are actually people interested in the paper thongs. Frightening, particularly when one search was looking specifically for Wear+Once+Paper+Panties.
-- Men+Wearing+Negligees: Okay, here's where the weird fetishes come in. When it comes to men wearing negligees, this site is much like 7-Up and caffeine; Never Had It, Never Will.
-- Her+Dirty+Socks: Who's dirty socks? And how did they end up online?
-- peeing+"were taken": No clue on this one whatsoever.
So you see, this blog is far more interesting than I thought.
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Posted by Ryan at July 1, 2002 09:55 AM
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