August 21, 2002

Rambling Rhodes = Exposed Thong

Rambling Rhodes = Exposed Thong and Some Other Crap

Without a doubt, the most visits to my site have come from people doing Google searches on "">Exposed+Thong," "Exposed+Thongs," Thongs+Exposed," or any other such exposed thong permutation. Just for the record, this site has no exposed thongs. No thongs are exposing themselves here. Of thongs that are exposed, this site has nada. Please stop searching this site to catch a glimpse of an exposed thong. There are no exposed thongs, and I'm sorry. Got it? No thongs.

On a similar note, to the person who conducted a Google search on "barely+legal+thongs+for+men," let me just offer up a grimacing Sideshow Bob shudder.


Now that that's out of the way, I have to ask: are there illegal thongs for men? Granted, I'm skipping the issue of male thongs completely; I'm just going on the assumption that they must exist. But an illegal male thong must be an intimidating piece of underwear! I'm envisioning something with barbed wire sliding into a butt crack, and a front side that is equipped like a Swiss Army Knife. Imagine getting pulled over for speeding and you end up getting written up for a #1897, covering one's genitalia with a controlled undergarment. That's at least 90 days in jail.

Other than that, it's Wednesday and I still haven't written my weekly newspaper column. I've kinda, sorta, started on it, but I'm not happy with what I've written thus far. It's a column about my new toilet, for crying out loud. It should really write itself.

Posted by Ryan at August 21, 2002 11:52 AM
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