This One Is Sorta Gross, Folks. Read With Caution
Ryan says: You need a big swift kick in the ass today.
Mandy says: what for this time?
Ryan says: *swuff* *whack!*
Ryan says: I don't need a reason.
Mandy says: well that isn't very nice of you
Mandy says: just as i was thinking what i should get you for xmas, you kick me
Mandy says: that's it! no gift for ryan
Ryan says: It was done out of love.
Mandy says: too late, you bruised me
Ryan says: Hrm. I think I may have just shit myself.
Ryan says: I had best go check.
Mandy says: lol
Mandy says: you have fun checking on that
Ryan says: Yep. I shit myself. Damn pseudo-farts.
Mandy says: that is horribly disgusting
Mandy says: *gag*
Ryan says: I had a rumbly tummy this morning, but I had no idea it was cooking up something like that.
Mandy says: please please please tell me you are kidding
Mandy says: you REALLY don't have to share that kind of info with me
Ryan says: That's the way it goes sometimes. One minute you think you have to fart, the next minute you're in a men's room stall taking off your boxer shorts and mopping up your backside. And, no, I'm not kidding.
Mandy says: i will remember this next time i am having my period & a little "accident" happens
Mandy says: ohhhhhhh, the stuff i can share
Ryan says: You gotta admit, there's a slight bit of humor inherent in the whole ordeal.
Mandy says: not even a little
Mandy says: yuck yuck yuck
Mandy says: mr. squirty fart
Ryan says: It wasn't like a huge spray or anything like that. Just a little seapage.
Mandy says: making it worse
Mandy says: brian & i share pretty much everything & i don't think he has ever shared that with me
Mandy says: so, are youcommando now?
Ryan says: Yep. I'm swinging free from the nut tree. Boxer shorts are in my coat pocket awaiting a cleanse.
Posted by Ryan at December 5, 2002 01:03 PM
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