April 11, 2003

Seek Here And You Shall

Seek Here And You Shall Find (Or Not)

To the person who came to my site searching for "Visine+diarrhea+deadly," I have to tell you that you may be using the product incorrectly.

To the person who came to my site searching for "Women+Without+Clot," I hope I never find out what that means.

To the person who came to my site searching for "where+can+i+rate+naked+people," I only ask, if you find the answer, you inform me immediately.

To the person who came to my site searching for "squashing+remove+misdemeanor+from+record," I would just like to know where, exactly, "squashing" is considered a misdemeanor.

To the person who came to my site searching for "candid+thongs+exposed," I can assure you that, since 1/3 of my visitors come here searching for "exposed+thongs," there are many in the world who share your strange fetish.

To the person who came to my site searching for "toad+licking," I can only say that your path in life has gone horribly astray.

To the person who came to my site searching for "spanking+my+mother," your mother had better have done something REALLY bad.

Posted by Ryan at April 11, 2003 01:46 PM
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