Rambling Rhodes

And My Social Security Checks Are Where, Exactly?

Oh, and in a disconcerting development, on Friday I recieved a registration form for the American Association of Retired People (AARP). That's right. Here I am, 28-years-old and ready for retirement.

Now I just need a cane and droopy long underwear with a button-up backside so I can sit on the deck and wave angrily at those young whipper-snappers and I'll be set.

UNRELATED UPDATE: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you DICK Gephardt. (via A Small Victory)

ANOTHER UNRELATED UPDATE: Porn break. Porn break II. And porn break III. Kiera Knightly breasts. Kiera Knightly breasts. Kiera Knightly breasts. Kiera Knightly breasts. Kiera Knightly breasts. Kiera Knightly breasts. Kiera Knightly breasts. Kiera Knightly breasts. Kiera Knightly breasts.