It's word association this week at the Cheddar X, so I'll play along:
When I say:
Olympics, you say? = I'd like to screw Marion Jones
Politics = Oh, gawd, eight more months until the election. *groan*
John Kerry = Did you know he served in Vietnam? It's true.
George Bush = President of the United States
Osama = Yo Mama!
Same-sex marriage = Pretty gay.
Todd Bertuzzi = Todd what? Who's he?
Barry Bonds = Steroid slugger.
The Passion of the Christ = Cross my feet, you'll save a nail.
Beach = Hawaii.
Britney Spears = Bright future in softcore pornography. Hate to admit it, but I like that damn song "Toxic."
Paris Hilton = Bright future in hardcore pornography. Wait, what am I saying? Bright present in hardcore pornography.
Microsoft = Bill Gates is a billionaire, but my computer still crashes.
France = Cheese eating surrender monkies.
Hans Blix = Stooge
Linux = One of the big reasons I now currently have a job.
MTV = Moronic Television.
Outsource = Doomed to failure.
Hummer H2 = Good for the military; bad for the rest of the world.
Honor = Medal of.
Love = Myself.
Courteney Love = I'd like to screw Marion Jones.
Posted by Ryan at March 18, 2004 04:11 PM
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